bomhat:

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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"

Me: Someone told me to go to hell

Me: Couldn't find it at first

Me: But now I'm here

fireandshellamari:

when people upset the friends

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(via ollivander)

loish:

my latest illustration! an ode to my troubled love/hate relationship with clutter.

loish:

my latest illustration! an ode to my troubled love/hate relationship with clutter.

(via ollivander)

magic-skull:

"say goodbye u piece of shit frog"

magic-skull:

"say goodbye u piece of shit frog"

(via ayoitsao)

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

(via ollivander)

cecemonet-alias:

nedahoyin:

HAAAAAA..

the little dude in the back gets it

cecemonet-alias:

nedahoyin:

HAAAAAA..

the little dude in the back gets it

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via ayoitsao)

(Source: larvitarr, via clarissedg)

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(Source: irzs, via touchingbutts)

(Source: baishei, via deisaku)

pastel-chaos:

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its october you guys!

(via deisaku)

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

(via ollivander)

ollivander:

naturalcomedian:

This is the only reason I have Twitter.


CRY’S GLASSES CONFIRMED

ollivander:

naturalcomedian:

This is the only reason I have Twitter.

CRY’S GLASSES CONFIRMED

shesaidasoul:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

Reason number 93845792384729384 to love Mara Wilson.  You go, girl!

(via ollivander)